Last Updated 1/19/04

Dislikes: Traveling... I have this annoying problem with public bathrooms, those with a severe lack in vocabulary, people that get fun out by annoying other people, people that SNIFF too much.... *snif* *SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFF!!!* ,singing, folding maps, too much work, wobbly desks, walking into spider webs, being too paranoid, loud commercials, not being able to get to sleep sometimes, REALLY annoying ppl, ice cream consisting nuts, people that kick your seat in the movies, people that talk through the entire movie and comment about everything, crayons, substitutes that give a lot of work and say stupid remarks such as, "Who's peein' in the classroom?," this clicking noise in my ear, people that need a reason for everything, colds, forgetting the excuse note after being sick, dealing with my parents, unsensible people, shots, falling on ice, making a fool of myself, people that program their watches to beep every hour, having your plane delayed for 4 hours just because they can't get it out, not being able to say 'no' for fear they'll get upset and be distant after requesting something, being robbed, being killed, being eaten, having Liberty Meadows taken off our newspaper >:P, people who don't know how to work your GBA and end up deleting ALL your game data, those who keep trying to clear their throat every 20 seconds... *ahem*... EH EH EH HEMMMM*, the dog down the street that likes to bark its head off when I'm trying to sleep in on the weekends, ebil headaches of doom, customers who can't read..... "When does your store close?" "We're open 24 hours..." And signs are posted EVERYWHERE and there's GIANT BANNER outside before you come in, pens that die only a day after you first use it, erasers that don't erase and instead spread the lead like a disease, parents that bring their babies that cry throughout the movie and lastly... A megalomaniacal mole that resides behind the mayonnaise, next to the ketchup and to the left of the coleslaw in which they allianced with the Cyber Beavers from Taxon 5, the Giant Knockwursts from the far side of Mars, Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage II, and lastly, the slimy radioactive pigeons with hellebore that are 238965ft tall and have grape jello feet with intoxicated purism of pylorus pyramid from the galaxy Gorreon on the planet Noisome that sit in bubbly chairs and are friends of the Evil Warlords from the intergalactic planet Zurgalon in which they feed on cow's brains and their master is Zontar: King of the Pig People that have allianced with the Giant Knockwursts that plan to carry out their mission for World Domination by using the creature that's behind the mayonaise next to the ketchup, and to the left of the coleslaw and have all who resort here getting their intestines ripped out through their nose and being hung by them off a tree.

Comments: I'm a complete fanatic of Garfield and Friends and the episode I love the most is Video Airlines; I've been going around saying to people, You, you're not Sylvia, you're one the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage II!